The Galactic Citizen's Manual: How Not to Die in an Intergalactic Democracy

Imagine waking up in a space station where aliens vote via holograms, taxes are collected in emotions, and there's a Ministry of Things That Probably Shouldn't Exist. When Marcos Pérez, a public accountant from Guadalajara, is accidentally elected Planetary Representative for Earth, he discovers that universal politics is even more absurd than terrestrial politics. Between forms in 47 languages, committees to form committees, and a civil war over the right to complain, Marcos must navigate a democratic system so dysfunctional it makes the Mexican Congress look like a model of efficiency. A hilarious satire proving that some problems are truly universal.